|The Allotmenteer's Stir-Fry|
These are a selection from the quotes:
I liked this one...
Angus Gafraidh, London, UK:
The French are overwhelmingly in favour of animal rights, in that every animal has the right to be eaten by a French person.
And the next two made me think of Simon...
Otto Gross, Boonton Township, New Jersey, US:
On my first business trip to South Korea, the response to telling people I was vegetarian in Seoul was, "Vegetables are what they feed animals before they kill and serve them."
and I've heard Simon say this...
Demarest Campbell, San Francisco, US:
In South Africa, requesting vegetables is like swearing at the wait-staff.
One bewildered waiter told me haughtily, "But, vegetables is what food eats."
|"We show what we Grow... We don't grow to Show!" - our allotment show's catchphrase.|
Oh! And while all the Irish and English supermarkets were clearing their shelves of Silvercrest Economy Shergar Horseburgers... LIDL in France put up the price of their Silvercrest Burgers!
And re-labelled them... Gourmet!!
Only joking... I hope!!?